iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

caught:

beachfossilized:


mildlyamused:
oh man wouldn’t it be GREAT if Hollywood gave Medusa the movie treatment and showed her as the tragic wronged hero she was? Just chillin’ out as a just a ordinary woman until Poseidon raped her in Athena’s temple and instead of being like “DUDE UNCLE NO WTF ARE YOU DOING?!” and smiting him, Athena punished the victim and turned her into a monster with snakes for hair…only wait Athena isn’t an idiot and how could she even punish the god of the sea? But she could give Medusa the power to make sure no man ever laid a goddamn finger on her again. Until Perseus traipsed in and fucked it all up. Way to go idiot. I bet if you’d just asked nicely she might have turned shit to stone for you.

This is actually why I connect with Medusa on a spiritual level.

Now I feel bad for her

caught:

beachfossilized:

mildlyamused:

oh man wouldn’t it be GREAT if Hollywood gave Medusa the movie treatment and showed her as the tragic wronged hero she was? Just chillin’ out as a just a ordinary woman until Poseidon raped her in Athena’s temple and instead of being like “DUDE UNCLE NO WTF ARE YOU DOING?!” and smiting him, Athena punished the victim and turned her into a monster with snakes for hair…only wait Athena isn’t an idiot and how could she even punish the god of the sea? But she could give Medusa the power to make sure no man ever laid a goddamn finger on her again. Until Perseus traipsed in and fucked it all up. Way to go idiot. I bet if you’d just asked nicely she might have turned shit to stone for you.

This is actually why I connect with Medusa on a spiritual level.

Now I feel bad for her

pelvicthrustration:

whinyspice:

THERES FUCKIN ICE CUBES ON YOUR NOSE STOP RIGHT NOW

omg the one that’s passed out

Reblogged from Life with Coffee.

pizza-date:

Kawaii in the streets.
Senpai in the sheets.

and-im-always-st0ned:

deathvalleyy:

‘why didn’t i just do my homework’ a musical by me

featuring hits such as ‘I’ve had 3 weeks to complete this fucking essay’ and ‘I’ll do it in the morning’

Reblogged from Life with Coffee.

chi-c:

“there’s no going back now” i whisper as i cut the tag off my shirt

Reblogged from Life with Coffee.

pass-the-butts-please:

pantharyna:

propertyofloki:

garnetquyen:

I know…I’ll be in my corner…_(:’3J Z)_

um wow this is so not okay 

you cruel soul just broke my fragile heart

how dare you

Reblogged from Life with Coffee.
I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations. If we don’t vibrate on the same frequency there’s just no reason for us to waste our time. I’d rather have no one and wait for substance than to not feel someone and fake the funk.
— Joquesse Eugenia (via to-passingthrough)
Reblogged from Enter Nostalgia

hella-nella:

ariverwithoutislands:

geekyhatter:

thisisvodka:

quinnbritts:

thatsmygirlfriendyounumpties:

Green Day | Boulevard of broken dreams

Oasis | wonderwall

Travis | Writting to reach you

Aerosmith | Dream on

mash up.

image

image

I had this song playing and scrolled down a bit then opened another tab (with the song still going) and when I returned to my tumblr tab it was on this picture

image

my heart

reblogging this because picture works awesome with song

sweet jams

Reblogged from Enter Nostalgia